oh and all of the tenants that have lived above me in the past two years i have complained about because they were fucking inconsiderate as shit, and she allowed them pets for all of their fucking six month leases
okay so when i was looking at my apartment for the first time i pretty much moved in because i could have a dog there at any time i wanted. while we were taking the tour, i saw a tenant with a pitt bull in the landlord’s office, she acknowledged that my neighbor has two Chihuahuas, a guy downstairs has a golden retriever and my friend knows someone here with a great dane. so i go down after a couple months and ask “what’s the weight limit on a dog here?” and my landlord says “there are no dogs allowed here” the next week i saw her with her favorite tenant and her pit bull in her office again. over christmas, and various long weekends, i dogsit my chocolate lab when my parents are out of town, HERE AT THE APARTMENT. i pick up her poo with bags, take her out at reasonable hours, and keep her literally silent. fast forward almost a year, i go down a month ago and tell her we are thinking about adopting a pet. she asks me what kind of pet i am thinking of getting. is say “a dog. what can i have here?” she begins to say “you can have— wait do you have new carpet?” i say, “yes it was new when i moved in, two years ago.”
"yeah you can’t have pets on new carpets so i guess that answers that."
i’m fucking 12 inches away from just getting him and keeping him for the six months before i move out because of the ease i’ve had dog sitting here before.
ugh six months is too long to wait for a dog and a new apartment maybe if i complain about my upstairs neighbor she’ll move me to an old carpet third floor unit and i can have the best of both worlds and have a quiet apartment with a dog until i move out in six months
gym shorts are just big penis pockets and andrew’s say WANG across th efront who do you think you are how do you expcet me to continue with this knowledge and mental imagery what kind of sadistic god pierces the soul in such a way
I AM DONE WITH THIS LIFE I AM GO ING TO SNAP LIKE A FUCKING TWIG I SWEAR TO GOD